Four facts about Swieqi. Fact number one: Our resident to potholes ratio is one to six (varying in size from national standard average to lunar crater proportions).
Fact number two: Developers are encouraged to ravage the upper part of Triq il-Keffa and restrict Triq il-Miżura to one-way traffic.
Fact number three: The resident is most happy to pay for any damage occurred as a result of fact number two.
Fact number four: Is-Swieqi does not form part of the present Republic of Malta, in that it was not mentioned as one of the number of localities where the authorities are "waging war" in their pothole-filling exercise.