“I have nothing to say.”

Convicted criminal Charles Attard, known as iż-Żambi, refuses to explain his role in a meeting between Home Affairs Ministry chief of staff Silvio Scerri and a man wrongly accused of a hold-up.

“This is not what America is about.”

US Ambassador Gina Abercrombie-Winstanley reacting to the You Tube video showing an American man challenging a Maltese to a fight in the middle of the road when the cars came nose to nose – the embassy official has since departed.

“My breast... was all rotting from the inside.”

Anita Roehsl, who wanted to look beautiful, is filing a court case against the surgeon and the hospital after her cosmetic enhancement surgery went horribly wrong.

“This should have been the best time of my life.”

Matthew Pace, one of 250 people whose paid-up holidays with Fantasy Tours were cancelled at the last minute, now has no money left to find another destination for his honeymoon.

“Even if he’s just arrived, that would not make him any less of a person.”

Lisa Senecal criticising the “callous” online speculation about the death of her Eritrean fiancé – the 33-year-old, who had lived in Malta for 10 years, was months away from moving with his family to the US.

“I thought smoking was not allowed on the buses.”

Justin Corey joining the chorus of jokes mocking Arriva’s public transport service after three bendy buses caught fire.

“I challenge them to beat me at the ġostra.”

Daniel Caruana, who was compared to the Kung Fu panda after he attempted the gravity-defying stunt, defying his critics to try their hand at the greasy pole challenge.