You can also use these jokes, to place inside home made Christmas Crackers or to break the ice when having over less talkative guests.
Tom asked his mum: “Mum, may I have a dog for Christmas?
Mum replied: “No son, you’ll have turkey like everyone else”
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail
Tom announces to his friend: “We had grandma for Christmas dinner”
His friend replies: “Really, we had turkey”
What did Adam say to Eve the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pine-apple
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick