You can also use these jokes, to place inside home made Christmas Crackers or to break the ice when having over less talkative guests.

Tom asked his mum: “Mum, may I have a dog for Christmas?
Mum replied: “No son, you’ll have turkey like everyone else”

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail

Tom announces to his friend: “We had grandma for Christmas dinner”
His friend replies: “Really, we had turkey”

What did Adam say to Eve the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pine-apple

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick

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