An amused Lou Bondì (December 20) suggested Pirlo for England.

I say to him, why not a Moggi? There's no better player at his game and a better guarantee of success.

I'm sure he could be spared too. After all Italian football has been blessed with an impressive number of such "brilliant" managers of his repute.

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