If dogs could read it would be very cool, They could shower and go to school.

If dogs could read they could read to us at bedtime, If they could eat human food, they would love jelly and lime.

Maybe they could change into clothes, And maybe they could tickle their baby's nose.

If dogs could read they would be very smart, They may draw cards and give me some work of art.

But dogs can't read, And now that's all, There is no more.