I’m terribly worried. Today a NATO ship has entered Grand Harbour. Besides the fact that we are still non-aligned and unbelievably neutral so we should not allow war ships in, we are now also, to our forefathers’ utter shame, letting the infidel into our own front yard.

Can Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando take up arms, boil a cauldron of oil and pour it down on the ship and its captain? Yes, the ship that has entered our waters, is actually captained by our sworn enemy who does not seem to be a good Christian. According to the Times report “The Commander of SNMCMG2 is Captain Abdulhamit Sener (Turkish Navy).”

So to arms dear JPO let’s barricade the bastions and slug a few unworthy pigs’ trotters at our enemies, brandishing the cross to keep all evil-doers from our midst. Do not let Franco or any small fry beat you at being arch-liberal and a proper defender of all things Maltese, European and terribly Christian.

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