Benna, the producers of dairy products, are saying that their milk goes "from the stable to your table". This is surely "udderly" wrong, because cows are kept in sheds, not stables. The horses would say "neigh" to that. The problem is that, for the life of me, I can't think of a suitable rhyme with "shed" ("breakfast in bed" is the best I could come up with). Perhaps "teat" offers some possibilities, since the word contains the word "tea". I am writing this to correct any impression that mare's milk is commercially available on the island.