Taking the cue from the Government's planned amendments to the Citizenship Act, which would allow wealthy foreigners to buy Maltese citizenship, seller 'cheesecake' has listed Maltese nationality under the 'for sale' items on the Maltese auction site Maltapark.

According to the seller, the buyer, would have to part with €650,000 for item 2779982.

However, the citizenship would come complete with a steady job in the civil service, a parking spot close to home, a duplex maisonette in Balzan and a vintage Maltese wife who knows how to cook and clean but whose skills in bed are 'so-so'.

The seller noted that the so-so bed skills was not really a problem since "a Chinese massage parlour is just around the corner".

Another extra was that the buyer would not get a mother or father in law.

 

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