As reported by Times of Malta, the infamous cat killer principally blames a woman by the name of Maria for the suffering leading up to his acts. She acts all passive-aggressive, makes fun of him, and sews his clothes so badly that they fly open in public; reducing our anti-hero to a shivering mass of psychosis.

Although he has my pity, the time has now come for a reality check. Anyone who would marry a woman like that without first doing his research in order to uncover what she was really like, fully deserves to be destroyed by her.

If somebody is dumb enough to stroll into the belly of the beast, he ought not to complain about being eaten alive.

As the years roll by, Western women are becoming more like this mythical harpy Maria. It is becoming perfectly acceptable for an ‘emancipated’ woman to demand that a man make a certain salary, drive a certain car, live in a certain part of the city, have a particular job, have the ‘right’ manners, talk a certain way, behave a certain way, have a degree from the ‘right’ university and dress in a stylish fashion, to be deemed “marriage material” and be able to provide the princess with the stability she feels she deserves.

If a man demands his wife do the cooking and cleaning, he can now be labelled old-fashioned and sexist.

If he insists that his wife honour the conjugal requirements of the marriage contract, he can and will be accused of sexual abuse, sexual assault or rape.

Hence my advice: always marry foreign and poor, never local and wealthy.