I do not normally write letters to you, but rely on my articles. But I cannot but comment on Phyllis “CHOGM” Muscat.

This appointment would be baffling if it were not sad. This cosmetic and other creams saleswoman is actually going to organise a summit for some of the most prominent leaders in the world.

We are told that this appointment was approved by Cabinet.

Is Cabinet going mad?

One would think that our humiliation at the hands of the world with regard to the whorish citizenship scheme would have dealt us a lesson or two. But there we go again, appointing the CHOGM woman.

What does she know about organising such events?

Indeed, does she know what CHOGM means?

No further comments, except to tell all those clever switchers (bow-tie or otherwise) yet again, now lump it.