I have just flown on Air Malta since the new ‘no proper food’ regime was introduced.

Okay, I understand that some economies may be necessary (I could make some suggestions) but if management is going to replace a hot meal or breakfast with the disgusting sandwich that was served to us, surely that’s carrying things too far!

The bread in the roll was dry, totally lacked in flavour, and the ‘filling’ was risible –a thin slice of tasteless cheese on an equally thin layer of an unidentifiable and equally tasteless spread.

My advice: better to serve nothing than that!

It was a real test of loyalty.

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