These are pictures of a thief who sneaked into my property on November 12 at 11pm and stole a big basket of oranges and lemons from my trees under cover of darkness.

He is a man of middle age or thereabouts, has a gaunt face and short hair, has a beer belly and was wearing a shirt with ‘England’ written on the back in gothic type.

Although he does his best to avoid being caught by the headlights of passing traffic by kneeling down low every time a car passes, he seems to be unaware of my CCTV camera behind him recording his every move. If I do not glean any useful information within a week of this letter being published, I will report the matter to the police for further investigation.