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PANDERING TO HYSTERIA

Xarabank is not exactly uplifting television and its producers, I am sure, do not pretend that it is. Like all good commercial operators, they are in it for the moolah, and in this and in their perspicacity in creating a vehicle and consistently choosing topics that draw in the punters, I cannot but admire them and hold them up as paragons of all the virtues of entrepreneurship and drive.

But I hope that they will not be offended when I describe last Friday’s edition as one which scraped the bottom of a pretty deep barrel. I don’t watch the programme often, indeed hardly at all, but when I’ve watched it (or, for my sins, participated in it, which I don’t by choice unless constrained by the call of duty) I’ve been virtually stupefied by the overall mediocrity.

Just for the sake of those of you who had better things to do last Friday, such as the ironing or watching paint dry or whatever, the show tackled that peculiar gentleman who seems to think that he can make the world believe that he is blessed by stigmata, that he owns a statue of the Virgin that weeps blood and produces salt (though not in commercial quantities) and that he has a direct line from the Virgin, who tells him what to do.

Apparently, this gentleman, who glories under the name Angelik Caruana (and that’s with a hard “g”, lest he be confused with a purveyor of mild titillation) struts his stuff at Borg in-Nadur and has quite a band of groupies, many of whom were at the studio clapping every utterance in his favour and hissing at every – perfectly reasonable – doubt cast his way.

Incidentally, when he says he does what the Virgin tells him to do, he doesn’t include stopping smoking, which apparently she’s told him to but without obedience being shown.

Mr Caruana was accompanied by a hard-faced Mrs Caruana, who looks like a sharp cookie, smartly coiffed hair and snazzy specs an’all. She was vehement in her put-down of Dr Abela Medici, who dared, horror of horrors, express the thought that the Caruanas’ messing around with a statue of the Virgin was, in fact, an insult to the Catholic Faith.

Dr Abela Medici, who is an acknowledged expert in these matters, has concluded that the salt, the blood and all the other tricks and stunts with the statue are evidence of plenty, but not of divine intervention.

Of course, as is the case whenever faith, loony or genuine, is confronted by science, the faithful (or terminally gullible) smugly riposte with the “oh Horatio, there are many more things in the Universe that are not discerned by your science” (you’ll forgive me for having messed up the quote)

This catch-all, and very convenient, response was resorted to, sadly for the credibility of the people involved, not only by the happy-clappy twits in the audience but also by some members of the panel of so-called experts, religious, psychiatric or otherwise.

I don’t include Drs Abela Medici or Mifsud in the list of so-called experts, who sat apart from the panel and had looks of sheer exasperation and what can only be described as disgust on their faces in response to many of the ludicrous statements being made.

On the subject of these two gentlemen, incidentally, might I suggest with all due respect to them that they should have thought long and hard before lending even the slightest degree of credibility to this circus? I know they were the voice of sanity and all that, and for the life of me I dread to think how the programme would have developed if they weren’t there, but a line has to be drawn somewhere.

I also suggest, with all due respect, that the Hon. Marlene Pullicino (Orlando) should have been more circumspect in giving the credibility of her position to this Caruana person. Frankly, I expect my MPs, of whatever colour they are or were, to show some slight evidence that they have some common sense and that they appreciate that pandering to the hysterical outbursts of the ill-informed is a dangerous occupation and certainly not an appropriate cause to espouse.

This sort of God-bothering carnival is rubbish of the first water. It is as offensive to people of faith or tolerance (admittedly not necessarily qualities that always find themselves residing in the same individual) as the fundamentalism of the various sects that pollute the scene, as the twee drivel that comes over the waves through EWTN and as the crass commercialism of GOD-TV, which whenever I surf over it in search of something decent to watch seems to be exhorting the gullible to part with money.

Expression is free, of course, so I can’t call for this rubbish to be banned but just as these people are free to express their chemical reactions, the rest of us are free to condemn them as apparent charlatans.

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Peter Prictoe (on 2/5/09)
Thank you too Charles but it must be borne in mind that this is not a mutual admiration. society but a critical survey of things pertaining to Malta.

Malta is substantially a one-faith nation but of recent years much controversy has raged around that religion-and deservedly so. I would opine that gentle readers of this blog are not a credulous collection-even though some may share my acceptance of the teaching of the Catholic Church. The manifestations at Borg in-Nadur are of the style that brings Malta into disrepute and that is a circumstance that I find particularly disturbing.

At one time we sort of commuted between the UK and Spain where we had a house (My wife simply refused to live in Malta-but that's another story) and we sometimes stopped at Lourdes. Now in general Lourdes is tawdry but somehow there is an atmosphere about the place that moves the most sceptical.

I would wish that Malta could produce a similar attraction (not necessarily religious) that would appeal to the world as it does to me as an individual but then I have had the enormous privilege of knowing Malta all my life.

Regards to all.
Charles J Buttigieg (on 2/5/09)
Peter Prictoe

Stay with us Peter cause we love you.
Peter Prictoe (on 2/5/09)
Thank you Stephen. I have always found this blog understanding.
Stephen Farrugia (on 2/5/09)
@ Peter Prictoe

Keep cool and no problem, I hope you keep writing on these blogs because everyone counts and matters.

Have a nice day.
Peter Prictoe (on 1/5/09)
@ Stephen Farrugia:

Stephen now, I plead guilty to a little facetiousness.

Like your goodself I applaud what Dr ABC wrote.

Where I take isue is with this long list of alleged shortcomings of the Catholic Church.
I am not arguing with you over the details but that particular catechism (in one form or another) has been doing the rounds of the internet and other places for ages.

A little originality would be appreciated

I look back over the thread and find it was Jeffery Tabone and not you who wrote those items.

Please accept my abject apologies Stephen for my eyeside is playing up. Maybe it is time I bowed out of these blogs

Stephen Farrugia (on 30/4/09)
@ Peter Prictoe

" the bulk of his posting is the customary farrago mouthed by dedicated anti-religion zealots"

I am all this because I used the word 'God' ? Maybe I did not understand but how can that make me a anti-religion zealot ?

Whatever, I believe that Dr ABC was very right, in this case.
Andrew Borg-Cardona (on 30/4/09)
Just for the record, people, I'm on vacation and therefore you'll have to put up with seeing this for a few more days. Sorry to disappoint and all that - check out my Beck column. Have a good weekend.
Peter Prictoe (on 30/4/09)


@Stephen Farrugia

You wrote:

", I usually agree. In fact, thank God he wrote this article because it just had to be said or should I say , written? :)"

If this is not an evocation to religion (God), then what is it?

I agree that it is a confused statement, but that is par for the course.
STEPHEN FARRUGIA (on 30/4/09)
@ Peter Prictoe

Excuse me! I never wrote about religion( unless illegal immigration has now become a religion) and if you don't agree, show me some quotes. I leave that to our friend here, he does a fine job.
Jeffrey Tabone (on 28/4/09)
hey Dr. ABC how about a blog about football where you take other supporters to task in your own inimatable way. forget politics for once . i would like to engage in some ribbing (if you can find yours LOL) with you and others. c'mon grant me my wish i'm sure it'll be fun. other bloggers help me out in this one.
martin borg (on 28/4/09)
@ jeffrey tabone.

Hey, hold your horses man , I'm on your side you know. !!!!!!!

It takes something divine to perform a miracle and how else could one describe Man U's performance, on this and a number of other occasions, much to the chagrin of other wannabe teams supporters - ABC included.

Looking forward to another Red Devil 'miracle' performance in the Champions League semi against Arsenal. LOL

Peter Prictoe (on 28/4/09)
For eighty years my foreign, somewhat beady, eye has observedMalta, its people and its religion. For the last half century I have been a committed and practising Catholic but cannot avoid looking askance at some manifestations of faith in a Malta for which I have a greater affection than for my native England.


I agree with what Stephen Farrugia wrote in his opening sentence but the bulk of his posting is the customary farrago mouthed by dedicated anti-religion zealots. To each his own.




Jeffrey Tabone (on 28/4/09)
@ Martin borg- hey what do you mean miracle by united against spurs. this was not the first time remember champions league finial '99? also it was against spurs that utd were losing 3-0 and result was 5-3 at the end! these are just a few cases which i can remember at the top of my hand, so i do not think it was a miracle! LOL what i do KNOW is that UTD will win the league unless a MIRACLE happens. If it does i won't be looking at miracles favourably let me assure you hehe
Martin Borg (on 27/4/09)
Well done Andrew for spelling out what needed to be said regarding last Friday's Xarabank. It was not my intention to watch the whole programme ( it mostly never is) but found myself 'intrigued' by the fare provided. It was entertaining to say the least to watch : - Marlene Pullicino trying to depict herself as the champion of miraculous causes despite all the evidence to the contrary. - The clergy present riding both sides of the proverbial fence just in case the miracle claims are proved true some time in the future. - The two forensic and psychiatric experts trying to maintain a modicum of sanity in the face of the sanctimonious claptrap spouted by some members of the panel and audience. What really amazed me was that the Xarabank team provided plenty of footage of Angelik Caruana but uncannily failed to record the real feats, the appearance of the stigmata, secretion of the various salt, oil, blood and tears from the statue of the madonna, the levitating host at Borg in-Nadur. What price sensationalism.? Thankfully one's belief in the miraculous was restored next day. Man. Utd's recovery to beat Spurs. Now that was a real miracle.
Jeffrey Tabone (on 27/4/09)
in my opinion if you are going to use reasoning and logic with regards to any religion, religion is going to lose out everytime. few examples Christians believe that Christ walked on water, fed 5000 out of 5 pieces of bread and a couple of fish, Muslims believe that when they go to heaven they will meet 70 virgins, that in heaven they will find a river of their favourite alcohol, whoever dreams of the prophet Mohammed has been given a special grace by god, Scientology believers believe that we are souls are being tormented by aliens, hindus believe that the cow is sacred, Jews believe that a messiah in the shape of a very good battle strategist will make them the most powerful nation. you know if truth be told i do not believe any of this, but i would not be amazed that should this person be put under a polygraph test he would pass. i believe that one can condition his mind to what is real even if it is not.
Charles J. Buttigieg (on 26/4/09)
Xarabank is Jerry Springer Show Maltese style. Cheap television.
Stephen Farrugia (on 26/4/09)
Dr Andrew Borg Cardona does not agree with me on my anti-immigration position, even when he knows, that he lost big time on this issue but I must say, that on other subjects like this, I usually agree. In fact, thank God he wrote this article because it just had to be said or should I say , written? :)
Peter Prictoe (on 26/4/09)

No comments on view as of my writing so here's my pennorth -The UK is not into Euros.

I may appear an odd mixture as I am a left-wing monarchist Roman Catholic; the last by conversion and partly due to my earlier days in Malta. Though the UK is officially Protestant, we left-footers are the largest practising Christian group in the country.

Totally in agreement with ABC in this subject of "miraculous" objects but that is just my personal opinion and my fellow Catholics are free to believe what they wish.




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