“A genuine mistake.”

Joseph Muscat reacting to the gaffe by the Finance Ministry, which uploaded a detailed Budget document that included measures the government had not approved.

“Bar any unpredicted circumstances, we will be able to stand on our financial feet from March.”

Air Malta chairwoman Maria Micallef optimistic that the ailing national airline will no longer need State subsidies from next year.

“I don’t blame parents who have expressed concern.”

Education Minister Evarist Bartolo reassuring parents that children’s books focusing on different families and same-sex relationships, donated by the gay lobby group, will not be distributed, after criticism that State schools were being used for “gender indoctrination”.

“Don’t worry, we have no intention of ever coming back to Malta.”

A group of Croatian football fans reassuring the magistrate they never planned to return to the island after being handed a suspended sentence for fighting with a group of Serbs ahead of the match against Malta.

“This racket in one of the most sacred places in the country cannot be tolerated.”

Shadow health minister Claudette Buttigieg highlighting shocking practices at Addolorata Cemetery. She claimed a senior health inspector was abusively digging and selling graves.

“He didn’t say they jumped at the same time – this stuck in mind.”

A Finnish self-declared criminal, who was at Mount Carmel hospital with Erin Tanti, repeating what the drama teacher told him about the day when Lisa Maria Zahra was found dead at the bottom of Dingli Cliffs.

“Tonight I would like to address Parliament as a patient.”

Labour Party Whip Godfrey Farrugia dissecting the loopholes in the public health service which he encountered when he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.