Whisper it if you dare, but just recently some aspects of our local media (and I bet you don’t need telling who) have been implying... just implying mind... that possibly – and I stress the word possibly – some of the sheen on our charismatic and lovable leader Jo-zeff’s pate may have dulled somewhat.

Absolute nonsense! Well of course it is. I mean, even a politician as infallible as our great PM is permitted the occasional minor aberration. If indeed it is seen as an aberration, which I don’t think it possibly can be. But nonetheless, there are those few, very few misguided and delusional souls, ready to seize upon any perceived anomaly in the perfection that is Jo-zeff and all who sail in him.

For example: The rumoured rehabilitation of Tweedledum (Little tubby Manuel to you and me). I must confess that even I – an unquestioning devotee of our c & l supremo – find this hard to comprehend. Wasn’t he the bozo that cocked-up his one and only previous ministry? The less than dazzling ex-minister for judicial shambles? The convicts buddy? I could go on...

And yes, I’ll admit I was just a tad miffed to be overlooked for his job, once Jo-zeff had seen sense and booted him out. But this one slight Sepp Blatter-like misjudgement on Jo-zeff’s part certainly doesn’t add up to much. Even if he has still left me to cool my heels on the back benches. The thought of crossing the floor has never entered my head... and certainly will not do... yet.

Another of the excuse for the Opposition’s current gripes concerns the somewhat frequent trips by our fearless PM to Azerbajan. Scurrilous suggestions have been bandied about that the reason for Jo-zeff’s Azeri breaks are because he has a Baku bit-on-the-side over there.

What utter rubbish! And even if he was carrying on with some Caucasian Monica Lewinsky, it’s nobody’s business but Jo-zeff’s... and anyway, the high-horse moralists from the other side of the House are in no position to poke fingers on that account! They know what I mean!

I am sure that our dear leader has a very good reason for patronising our Baku brother

Oh no, I am sure that our dear leader has a very good reason for patronising our Baku brother – and I’m sure he is doing it with just one aim in mind: The salvation of Malta. Oh yes, they don’t call him Is-Salvatur mark two for nothing.

So all those nit-pickers on the other side of our pristine new House can just back off.

To be honest, I didn’t think the Opposition gutter media could stoop any lower, but they have just done that very thing.

Some pretend journalist of the blueish persuasion has written an ill-informed piece in their daily nosewipe, targeting me via my girlfriend!

Where, in the course of doling out a litany of lies and half-truths, they accuse the lovely Desirée of, among other things: being an opportunistic towrag, a fat ħamala slapper, a bandwagon hopper-onto, a semi-literate harpie who has crawled out of one gutter only to pitch up in another. Fat ħamala slapper? How dare they! Desirée is a slim size 18... so there!

It just shows how desperate they have become in the unarguable face of Jo-zeff’s unstoppable march of triumph.

Talking of which; what about our brand new Parliament? Fabulous, go on admit it – and all thanks to the foresight of our very own c & l Prime Minister. Built and overseen by none other than Jo-zeff.

Oh yes, I know the other lot claim to have initiated the whole thing. Ha! It’s laughable isn’t it. Next thing you know they’ll be claiming to have invented free speech; when everyone knows that was first introduced by Is-Salvatur mark one... aka il-perit.

Comments:

Sowxill hawzing writes: “Prosit Backbencher. De troot hurts eh: az de grate one (Jo-zeff) sez”.

We’ll be back writes: “Enjoy your day in the sun, before we get back in to clean up the mess you created.”

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