An 82-year-old Michael Caine gets a massage and 77-year-old Jane Fonda’s wig falls off and her make-up is streaked by tears in Youth, a Cannes competition film that shows what a drag it is getting old no matter how wealthy you are.

Both actors, as well as co-star Harvey Keitel, 76, said after a screening of Italian director Paolo Sorrentino’s film, set among wealthy retirees in a posh Swiss resort, that there was no disguising who they are at this age.

“The only alternative to playing elderly people is playing dead people. So... I’m quite smart, I picked elderly people,” Caine joked at a news conference where he and Fonda were queried about scenes which seem to strip them of all or most make-up.

Caine said he had not minded the massage scene.

“It didn’t matter to me because it’s the only body I’ve got. And an ageing body, to people who are not old, this is what’s going to happen to you. So don’t get too smart.”

The only alternative to playing elderly people is playing dead people

Fonda, who practically invented the screen look of the pneumatic female superhero in the 1968 French-Italian sci-fi movie Barbarella, said she had enjoyed her part in Sorrentino’s film as the aged Hollywood diva Brenda Morley, upon whom Keitel’s director character depends for making his last film. She said:“There’s something very vulnerable about an old woman who puts on the mask of make-up and everything and when that’s stripped away she becomes very vulnerable and it’s fun to play.”

Caine, whose film Alfie about a London womaniser won a special jury prize at Cannes in 1966, said he had almost made a faux pas with Queen Elizabeth when she knighted him in 2000.

“I nearly got into trouble there, because she said to me – and she doesn’t say very much – she said to me, ‘I have a feeling you have been doing what you do for a very long time’. And I almost said, ‘And so have you’. But I thought, ‘Michael keep your mouth shut’.”

The film by Sorrentino, whose La grande bellezza won the Academy Award for best foreign language film in 2014, is one of 19 competing for the Palme d’Or prize on Sunday.

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