On Air Malta flights all we are going to get is bread and water, with the roll (not a baguette) no bigger than 6cm.

My main objection, though, is that they expect you to drink the water direct from the bottle.

Were we not told many times not to do this? It is most unhygienic and could be dangerous, because when in storage all sorts of vermin walk over the bottles, urinating and leaving behind their droppings.

The very least one would have expected is a straw or a plastic cup.