“If it didn’t do me any good, then it served the party well.”

Labour MEP Joseph Cuschieri re­flecting on whether changing his mind to re-contest the EP election would deal him a blow at the polls after claiming he didn’t want to be among the losers as Labour was un­fairly backing three other candidates.


“For every blow we feel you are striking the Labour Party, I will strike you twice.”

Nationalist MEP candidate Norman Vella’s lawyer asking Xarabank presenter Peppi Azzopardi whether Prime Minister Joseph Muscat had said he would retaliate if he felt Labour was unfairly treated. Vella is claiming political discrimination.


“She called me a pussy, counted to three and jumped.”

Drama teacher Erin Tanti in his statement to police hours before he was charged with murdering his 15-year-old student Lisa Maria Zahra.


“Hunters will win hands down.”

FKNK president Joe Perici Calascione is convinced hunters would win the abrogative referendum to ban spring hunting if it is held .


“Just another manifestation of the vestiges of savagery in humans.”

Legendary Queen guitarist Brian May insisting that shooting songbirds as they migrated over Malta could never be justified.


“Nothing indicates it may have been intentional.”

A police spokesman rules out sabotage in the incident where the Prime Minister was temporarily blinded after suffering radiation burns in both eyes during a Labour event.


“The split was purely a decision to give this guy a job.”

Nationalist MP and cardiac specialist Albert Fenech says it did not take a bright spark to guess why the departments of cardiology and cardiac surgery were being split.

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