“This is just an Alice in Wonderland proposal.”

Finance Minister Tonio Fenech slamming Labour’s plan to reduce water and electricity tariffs.


“If the energy plans fail, I go.”

Labour leader Joseph Muscat insisting his energy plan is doable and if he fails to deliver he will step down.


“They could have warned us Joseph was going to be here, I don’t want to end up on TV in my tracksuit.”

A Labour supporter shopping in Vittoriosa surprised by Opposition leader Joseph Muscat’s visit to the market, accompanied by journalists.


“Excellent economic performance.”

German Chancellor Angela Merkel lauding Malta’s economy during a visit by Prime Minister Lawrence Gonzi in Berlin.


“Facing a humiliating situation.”

Lawyer Stefano Filletti explaining how his client, disgraced judge Ray Pace, was having to depend on relatives for money after his assets were frozen.


“What kind of trash are these people?... WTF? They knew we were getting whiteboards.”

Text from an e-mail San Anton School principal Joe Gauci claims he inadvertently sent to the teachers’ union, which in turn made it public.


“Forewarned is forewarned. I’m not joking. If you do it again, you lose your liberty.”

Magistrate Carol Peralta reprimanding Stephen Galli as he retracted the three-month prison sentence for failing to sign the bail book.

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