HOW DARE HE!
I'm watching President Obama deliver his victory speech and I am distraught.
He hasn't once mentioned Our Great White Hope, the one with more than one 100% per cent on his Form IIC Mid-Year Report, the one who can attack world greats by telling them they failed to get their O-Levels, Dr Franco Debono, with an office in Valletta and room for a pony.In fact, by the time I wrote the above, Obama had wrapped it up and there was no mention of Debono.
This is the end of civilisation as we know it, because now Joseph Muscat will have to join Debono and launch an all-out attack on Obama.
The next move, of course, will be for Mario Vella and Lino Spiteri to write a couple of deep columns lambasting Obama for ignoring the intellectual Titan in our midst, Debono The Supreme Intellect, He Who Gives Shakespeare English Lessons.
We will then see an unprecedented move by the Supreme Court, as a result of which Debono will be invested with audience rights before that august institution to enable him to deliver a stirring speech about how he singlehandedly dragged Malta's criminal system into the 21st Century. Obama having been struck dumb by Debono's oratory will resign, Congress already having amended the Constitution to allow a village lawyer from Ghaxaq to become the world's most powerful man
Debono will then sweep into the White House and nuke Austin Gatt and Manwel Delia. The buses will start to run on time and Boris Johnson will be made President of Malta for life.
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Joe Brincat-LL.D
Nov 10th 2012, 08:51
You have every right to criticise and heap satire on Dr Franco Debono's political stands. But I think using the remark (intentionally disparaging) "village lawyer from Ghaxaq" is not proper coming from a fellow lawyer. As former president of the Chamber of Advocates, can you kindly tell me where is the best breeding ground for pedigree lawyers ?
Andrew Borg-Cardona
Nov 11th 2012, 17:50
If you don't mild sarcasm, stay off my page.
C. Dimech
Nov 9th 2012, 15:04
Who the hell is this Eddy Privitera? We are all waiting with bated breath for the Labour Government to set things right in this country where everything is falling to shambles....where we are all on the brink of hunger. I guess we all want to live in a better Malta...so good luck to your party. We will sit back and enjoy all the improvements.
d. attard
Nov 9th 2012, 08:08
Nationalist Party fundamentalists who keep batting, even as their ship has become a submarine, should decide. if Joseph Muscat keeping mum or if he is he giving us numbers that do not tally? It is truely hilarious how these people do not realise their contradictary comments.
Andrew Borg-Cardona
Nov 9th 2012, 11:59
And this gibberish means what, precisely?
Ivan Grech Mintoff
Nov 10th 2012, 16:34
"is Joseph Muscat keeping mum or if he is he giving us numbers that do not tally?
It is truely hilarious how these people do not realise their contradictary comments."
Which part is hard (for you) to understand..?
J Martinelli
Nov 7th 2012, 18:57
Oh, how they come out of the woodwork like little cockroaches after spraying some insecticide!
I watched the Obama - Romney debate and I compared them with Gonzi and Muscat.
Obama inherited a big problem and Romney accused him of not doing enough.
Gonzi inherited a recession but kept Malta afloat while Muscat's numbers do not add up, as did Romney's.
Obama wins - good tidings for the NP.
Mr Andrew Camilleri
Nov 8th 2012, 14:25
I would rather be a cockroach than a blind bat. Cockroaches live much longer and are more tenacious.
Andrew Borg-Cardona
Nov 7th 2012, 18:19
Guys, seriously, there are some of you who really need to get a life. And do stop whining about Brazilians, you might be taken for perverts. Funny, though, how it's the same people, always, who obsess about me and my opinions and who now are obsessing about Brazilians.
Mark Scicluna
Nov 7th 2012, 18:45
Sure, after yet another big fat lie from Gonzi about a big business setting up shop in Malta, which turns out to be a four man thing which is closing down, you'd want everyone to shut up and forget all about it no? not if it was Muscat who said it.
George Attard
Nov 7th 2012, 17:52
every body on this comment thread really needs to seriously take a chill pill and stop barking at ABC like he said something personal.
I'm not his biggest fan either but I do respect his views so therefore will give credit where it is due.
Eddy Privitera
Nov 7th 2012, 17:41
If we didn't read what you write, how would we know why GonziPn is in such a miserable state ?
Victor Rodenas
Nov 7th 2012, 16:55
I think that `our great white hope` will be mentioned after our Local Elections.
George Attard
Nov 7th 2012, 15:55
this has to be the funniest article I have written in years! brilliant stuff.
some people really need to get a life and stop taking offense to such articles like these. If anyone is is to blame for writing such things about Debono, it is Debono himself for being such a 'mama's boy'.
grow up.
Mr Andrew Camilleri
Nov 7th 2012, 16:56
This is brilliant? Get a life, man!
George Attard
Nov 7th 2012, 17:46
Got one thanks, Mr. Camilleri. I'm truly blessed to see the lighter side to most things, including and most importantly the misfortune that I have seen in my own personal life.
Ivan Tabone
Nov 7th 2012, 15:48
It's so amusing to read how an avid PN follower is obsessed by Franco Debono! Well done, keep up revealing how this guy is annoying PN supporters...
Andrew Borg-Cardona
Nov 7th 2012, 15:19
Why do certain people persist in reading my stuff if they find it so terrible? Stop before you harm yourselves.
Mark Scicluna
Nov 7th 2012, 15:50
Sure will. you've gone from mildly insane to barking mad now, must be foaming as well.
W Cassar
Nov 7th 2012, 16:10
Prevention is better than cure... you could stop writing hahaha
Mr Andrew Camilleri
Nov 7th 2012, 16:56
Some of us, like you, are masocists.
Mr Andrew Camilleri
Nov 7th 2012, 15:18
Fur sure Obama did not win by trying to fool people into thinking that some huge Brazilian company set up shop secretly in the USA, has invested milions of dollars and is employing hundreds of Americans. Or that somebody is going to build a sports village, employing more hundreds and investing more millions. Obama won because he was honest with his people - something GonziPN just cannot do.
George Calleja
Nov 7th 2012, 15:56
Who ever said that the ' hugh Brazilian company set up shop secretly? It was Joseph who did not know that the company set-up in Malta. He also thought that it was an aviation company, not a construction one. No one mentioned the hundreds of employees. But knowing Joseph's intentions, he doesn't like to hear that Malta is doing well in many spheres.He's doomer and a gloomer!!!!
Eddy Privitera
Nov 7th 2012, 17:45
We have hundreds of Maltese small companies and even just self-employed, who employ more than the 4 employees of this "Brazilian" company, which is about to leave Malta as well ! But Dr. Gonzi never mentions any of them on Xarabank !
Antoine Vella
Nov 8th 2012, 13:14
Privitera, it's good that you finally acknowledge the hundreds of SMEs setting up shop in Malta but you have to appreciate that the PM cannot mention them all, one by one.
Last Friday it was Muscat who picked on this Brazilian company and claimed it didn't exist. Gonzi had never promised it would employ hundreds - only that it would be relocating to Malta.
Which it did.
Eddy Privitera
Nov 8th 2012, 16:01
Antoine Vella: Int anki jekk Gonzi jghamel l-akbar hmerija, zgur tghid li kienet l-akbar opra !
Ronald Cauchi
Nov 7th 2012, 14:50
You could be terribly amusing if your politically biased slip didnt keep showing.But that's the price one has to pay for selling one's soul.
Eric Soames
Nov 7th 2012, 14:37
You really have nothing to say do you. As I've said before, this Mr Debono has become an obsession with you.
Mr Duncan Scerri
Nov 7th 2012, 13:46
Puerile diatribe, Andrew. If you have nothing better to write, then just stop.
J Farrugia
Nov 7th 2012, 12:23
You forgot that the Brazilian company has offered to bring the Rio carnival to Malta as well. Oh hang on what Brazilian company.
Julian Borg
Nov 7th 2012, 13:22
How short-sighted - MLP - the party of gimmicks - tell us what the MLP will do to generate economic prosperity in this country instead of repeating Super One propaganda!
A Policy? What's that?
Mr Andrew Camilleri
Nov 7th 2012, 15:19
Borg: tell us what economic prosperity has the phantom Brazilian company brought to Malta? Four employees (and how many of them Maltese?)? Spin will not win you votes.
Julian Borg
Nov 7th 2012, 17:21
@Andrew Camilleri
The 2,500 (and counting) new companies, the records in tourism, 20,000 new jobs, record number of operations at Mater Dei, unprecedented levels of participation in University and MCAST, 500 egaming companies, the aviation industry, the pharmaceutical industry, financial services industry. That's all thanks to the evil clique at GoNziPN - economic prosperity indeed!
Eddy Privitera
Nov 7th 2012, 17:46
Julian Farrugia: Certainly you'll never hear Dr. Muscat making such a big gaffe as this one on the Brazilian company !
Eddy Privitera
Nov 7th 2012, 17:47
Julian Brog: You sound just like a tape recorder !
Joe Vella
Nov 8th 2012, 10:14
Eddy Privitera, we had heard one to Many gaffes from Joseph Muscat and the Pl, from not joining the EU to imitate Cyprus economic plan. We all know where Cyprus is now. GOL HAJT.
Antoine Vella
Nov 8th 2012, 11:46
Privitera, what are you talking about? Mentioning the Brazilian company and claiming that it had never come to Malta was, in fact, a major gaffe by Joseph Muscat.
Please choose the reason of your report below: