BOV introduces second drive-through ATM

Amy Farrugia

Oct 12th 2012, 11:02

@ all the below - everyone assumed that women will pass a negative comment to FJ Brincat, i think by now everyone realised that US women like such humour. Well done, although i never passed from such experience whilst using the one of Ghajn Buqana. :)

j brincat

Oct 10th 2012, 14:15

@ FJ brincat

Lots of likes but the fairer sex would not like the humour!


(jb)

Gerard Sammut

Oct 10th 2012, 12:39

@ FJ brincat

Expect some nasty comments from female readers.

Mr F J Brincat

Oct 10th 2012, 12:19

Instructions for use:


Men:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

Women:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.