“In Malta, everyone wants to help you, but on their own terms.”

Church abuse victim Lawrence Grech lamenting about the terms he claimed TV presenter Lou Bondì placed on the victims during their eight-year legal battle.

“Actually, we don’t even have to thank you, we are brothers.”

National Transitional Council transport spokesman Mohamed Sayeh highlighting the good relations between Libya and Malta.

“All I can say is... I slept well.”

Transport Minister Austin Gatt conceding he has lost no sleep over the opposition’s motion calling for his resignation over the chaotic public transport reform.

“The skip was spilling over with rubbish... then I saw a bag move.”

Dione Galea recounting how he discovered the boxer sealed in a garbage bag and dumped in a skip in Kalkara.

“Bad music is murder to the ears.”

Frans Said, on timesofmalta.com, defending Sliema residents who complained about the piano in Bisazza Street, which forms partof the Play Me, I’m Yours cultural initiative.

“What are you supposed to do when faced with an 11-year-old with a 42-inch waist?”

Yorkie Clothing representativeAlex Calleja partly blaming obesechildren for the uniform shortage.