“You’ve dropped your number plate.”

Businessman Joe Baldacchino alerting his assailant to his motorcycle number plate that had fallen off – seconds later Mr Baldacchino was shot in the back.

“Comprehensive sexuality education does not hasten the onset or increase sexual activity.”

The National Sexual Health Policy, which has been released after 11 years’ gestation, on the need to provide students with holistic sex education.

“Watch out, ‘your’ youngest daughter is not the fruit of your marriage.”

The words in an anonymous note stuck to a car windscreen of a man who was oblivious to his wife’s affair with a petrol pump attendant.

“We found out when we saw the... paper on Sunday morning.”

Gozo Minister Giovanna Debono on how she learnt about the Dwejra sand debacle through the media.

“Still waiting for the first person to sue the hospital.”

Consultant addiction psychiatrist Anthony Dimech lamenting hospitals’ discriminatory practice against drug users.

“Incorrect to blame low-cost.”

Tourism Parliamentary Secretary Mario de Marco insisting low-cost airlines should not be held responsible for Air Malta’s problems.