A skipful of fines
Picture this. An elderly bachelor deposits a small bag of garbage in a skip. The skip happens to be full but could take the deposit. The gentleman is approached and admonished that he should not have used the skip as it was too full. The person "laying...
Picture this. An elderly bachelor deposits a small bag of garbage in a skip. The skip happens to be full but could take the deposit. The gentleman is approached and admonished that he should not have used the skip as it was too full. The person "laying down the law" states he is a green warden, or whatever they call them, and shows his ID. The poor bachelor is docked with a €40 fine as he should have taken his small bag of garbage back home with him and come back when the skip was less full.
I forgot to mention that the bachelor is a priest.