To serve and protect...

To be fair, one has to start with the poorest, the weakest. So who else would that be other than poor "king of rock"? Our local unsung hero, who admits that he is the sole reason why our country looks like a never-ending construction site, decides to park his yellow multipurpose car (also known as Hymac) in a "yet to be another construction site" and starts to do exactly that, demolish a valley and construct another row of houses...

The owners of the land in question were quite happy with his initiative; after all, they had already tried to build in the area some months before, without success. They were stopped by a small army of tree huggers who believed that the valley should remain looking like a valley and not name some newly constructed road "valley road" in remembrance of its history of being a valley.

After a press conference by the Save Kalkara Valley Front , a few arrests and a freshly disturbed field with a couple of holes in it, our "king of rock" decides to call it a day. As he plans to return the next morning he leaves his Hymac on site.

Worried that the tree huggers might not fancy his bright yellow means of transportation in the valley, he asks for protection from the police.

Two out of the swarm of police that were present at the incident were lucky enough to spend the night in the doomed valley.

These two policemen would have otherwise been stationed in the local police station to serve the local communities during the night. Yet if you live in Kalkara, tonight you will find the police station closed, your local bobby is out in the valley, entertaining a Hymac for the night. Sleep tight...