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Andrew Borg Cardona

  • KISSing the Affaire Lowenbrau

    KISSing the Affaire Lowenbrau

    Given the awesome level of prevarication and obfuscation to which Premier Joseph's minions, now including yet another legal luminary in the shape of Robert Abela (has Deborah Schembri decided to withdraw gracefully?) have sunk, I thought it might...

  • No, But, Yes, But ..

    No, But, Yes, But ..

    I suspect I've used this title before, but hey, what the heck, Donald J. Trump, Gawd'elp'us President of the US, repeats himself ad nauseam, so I can too.  The four words in the title, followed by a pause a couple of beats long and "seriously??"...

  • I know what I like

    I know what I like

    It's nice to be able to start with a quote that very few people (Darrin Zammit Lupi, are you reading?) will reference easily, so here goes... "me, I'm just a lawnmower, you can tell me by the way I walk..." What has brought on this flight of late...

  • F.A. Zull's audit report

    F.A. Zull's audit report

    By means of the intervention of a member of the International Network of Spies, I have been made privy to the audit report about Premier Muscat’s little helper, Dr Konrad Mizzi, prepared by a reputable audit firm.   I am taking the liberty of...

  • Take this plane to Uganda

    Take this plane to Uganda

    This is not to be taken as any manner of negative criticism of the men and women on the ground who handled the "hijack" last week, or of the coppers who were charged with ensuring that the "hijackers" were safely arraigned in Court. All these...

  • Joseph Muscat is right

    Joseph Muscat is right

    I thought that would get your attention. Don’t go running away with the idea that I have been converted to slavish adherence to the Movement, that abject manner of behaviour I shall leave to others, who seem to prefer to adopt the ostrich’s...

  • Get 'em out by Friday

    In the post-truth era characterised by the electoral victories of Premier Muscat, that Farage specimen and - Gawd'elp'us'all - Donald Trump, it is possible to say what you like and get away with it, because, hey, it's an opinion, ay? My title...

  • The Antidisestablishmentarianism of it

    I never thought I'd use that word, particularly in a headline, but hey, we're living in the Post-Fact World, the one in which words have lost their meaning, so there you go, it's up there for you to admire. If you want to know what it means, look...

  • A bad time to have a (decent) opinion

    A bad time to have a (decent) opinion

    A great post caught my eye this morning: the German people are encouraging Americans to go ahead and vote in a lying, racist thug who threatens to imprison his enemies and stifle any opinion other than his. "After all, what can go wrong?" they...

  • Pre-budget twaddle

    Pre-budget twaddle

    My knowledge of economics, as I have admitted on more than one occasion, is perhaps equivalent to someone as thick as two short planks, as my economics teacher in Sixth Form back some forty-five years was wont to remark. This does not mean that I...