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Andrew Borg Cardona

ASSET DISPOSAL AUDIT

This is an interim report commissioned by Joseph Q. Public into the manner in which Premier Joseph Muscat's "government" is disposing of the country and its assets.  The issues are listed in no particular order, in the same way Premier Joseph and...

INQUIRY REPORT

The Board of Inquiry ordered by His Supreme Highness Premier Joseph Muscat K.U.O.M., B.A. (Hons.) Ph.D. into the humiliation of the Republic of Malta at the Euro(Afro)(Australasian)vision Song Contest has the honour to report as...

BECAUSE HE'S WERTIT

When he was still Honourable, that is when he was a member of the House of Representatives and able to ask questions of ministers, dentist Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando had posed a series of questions about me to assorted ministers on his side of the...

In the Court of Public Opinion

In the matter of The Great Unwashed -v- Our Great & Exalted Premier Joseph Muscat  Abbreviated Judgement of the Court delivered in the English Language on 16th May 2015. The Court: Having seen the writ of the Plaintiffs and the defence of the...

FANNED BY GREEK MASKS

Apart from recording my deep satisfaction that Farage's horrid UKIP will be getting only a couple of seats in Westminster, and that only if their odious toad of a leader wins his own seat, and my less deep satisfaction that the wrong Milliband...

Would the hon minister?

Extract from the proceedings of the House of Representatives of the People of the Republic of All Ours Land: Written Questions & Answers (Ref. 5637/SPK/2015 HORPQS) PQ 23123 To the Minister for Home Affairs, Mass Catering & Security Would the...

RANT ON JOE

Premier Joseph Muscat's Office declined to comment on Joe Grima's possibly illegal outburst on his Facebook page where the President was referred to in not very complimentary terms. Apparently, at least insofar as the OPM is concerned, if you're...

In the Uncivil Court, Impertinent Jurisdiction

By these presents, Ivan Mario Mxebba, "the Protestant", calls upon formally Premier Inter Primi Joseph Muscat, hereinafter "the Premier Protested" and states for posterity That the Premier Protested was by the majority of denizens of this fair...

Number indigestion

Many of the less involved are pretending to have developed number allergies. Not a number of allergies, an allergy to numbers: they manifest this by posting comments, or Facebook stati (proper plural of statuses) or tweeting tweets which basically...

It's sad, but life goes on (unless you're a bird)

That I'm disappointed need hardly be said. I am fundamentally opposed to all hunting, for reasons that I've given time and time again, and on the matter of Spring hunting, unsustainable as it remains even if the Great Unwashed, bless their little...